quinta-feira, 23 de junho de 2011

Gaga's Nazi Party: Chapter 2

My new name will be…" Before he could finish, a man came into the room screaming, first nobody was understanding but some words left all clear: They were about to suffer an attack. Somehow they were discovered, and the Hitler's hideout wasn't safe anymore, so he said: "Bring Johann to me. RIGHT NOW!" Definitely the chaos was introduced.

When Johann received the called, he already knew what it was about and ran as fast as he could behind a box, a secret box, which kept a kind of an elixir of eternal life: the recipe of the oldest japanese candies. Hitler would need it soon.

A few minutes later Johann met with Hitler and both of them left that place, going to Brazil. When they were safe, Hitler said: "As I was saying before being interrupted, arriving in Brazil, I want a new name, I'll be known by the name Stefan, Stefan Germanotta, and in some years whole world will say my words, and follow my rules. The War was just the beginning. Bring until me the best surgeon you can find, I'll change sex". After that Johann was disgusted, but he was just an employee and would do his work.

At the same Time people were planning things. Things to destroy Hitler, to catch his most precious stuff. His candies. Even in Brazil he wouldn't be safe. An evil woman was coming, Madonna, a singer who failed for being too liberal, after selling his soul to the devil, was coming for revenge, not now, but in the future.

3 Months later

Stefan, that was Hitler, but that now is called Stefanie because of the sex change, was on the beach, taking some sun on her new body: blond, thin, with a white smile, a complete Lady. Suddenly, somebody covered the sun, she couldn't see anything and then something was put on her face, with a strange smell that make her sleep. When she woke up….

quinta-feira, 16 de junho de 2011

Gaga's Nazi Party

Close to the midnight hour, a cry was heard in the sorroudings of a small house in Braunau am Inn, Austria. The birth of the future leader of the Natzi party took place during a dark and stormy night, perhaps the foretelling of the catastrophic future which this just-born life would bring along with the development of his ideals.

It was April 20th, 1889, a date not to be forgotten. Along in the same room was Leena Weitenberg, a Polish nurse who had been living in Austria for some years. With all care she aided the mother in labor rest in her bed after much pain because of the baby deliverance. “Rest now, Herr Klara Hitler, Frau Alois Hilter is waiting outside anxious to see his son,' said the Leena feeling she her job was complete there. As she said it, the woman closed her eyes falling in deep sleep, still feeling proud to have given birth to a handsome boy. Little did she know... that night would change the story of Germany, and mankind...

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Germany, December 20th 1944.
After years of war, the German Führer sat back on his chair looking out his window and passing his fingers against his most famous moustache. trying to understand where his mistake laid. Dozens of messages came to him alerting about the lost of territory and death of compatriots.
Looking at his desk he saw a magazine which laid under flyers of Nazi propaganda with the title Heil Hitler. Where had his pride brought him to? Pushing aside the scattered papers, he saw the image of a beautiful beach with palm trees swaying in the sunny weather. Brazilien – Sommerparadise (Brazil – Summer Paradise) he read as a headline.
Taking the phone, he called the commender. 'Johann, one ticket to Brazil. I'm leaving this doomed land tomorrow. I want you to find me a new identity and a Portuguese teacher. My new name will be...

[to be continued]